Monday, June 29, 2015

R.O.W. (Rich Old Widows)

Rich Old Widows


Accolades for R.O.W.:

"I'm just envisioning a pump-up playlist with music like this and it's already making me feel like getting out into the world and fucking things up." 

*Within the first 3 seconds of the song, she throws her entire body onto the couch and hides her face in a pillow to stifle laughing screeches*

"This is amazing. It has definitely got me psyched up to do some serious octogenarian hunting. Thank you."

"I really love the part about stalking her when she's using a walker. It's relevant to my life, and my work, and I'm going to propose to my project team (at work) that we adopt this as our theme song."

Friday, June 26, 2015

Alan and Alan, Apart

-Alan? Alan? I cannot find you, Alan. I am overwhelmed by the dark. Come back to me, Alan.

-It is as if a very piece of myself, an organ, a limb, hast been removed from me. Alan, ho! Do come soon and be at my side once again.

Wednesday, June 17, 2015