Sooooo

Here’s a rhyme for all the softies out there

A tale of caution, buyer beware

It’s-bout my pull up bar, way up in the air

First problem- Gots to stand on a chair to get UP!

I can’t reach it, yo

Just one of many issues that’s really stopped my flow

Of enthusiasm, now this rigmarole

Is for sure the only thing tween me and getting swole

All I wants to get buff but it’s a lot of work

I bought a pull up bar and now my elbows hurt