Traipse into the bathroom, flick on the switch
Tug off your clothes, get your shower-song starting pitch
miiiiiiii mi mi mi mi do re fa re sol mi do.....

the water's up to temp, steam's filling the air
pull back the shower curtain but HOOOOOOOOO beware!

there's a bug in the shower!
what did you say?
there's a bug in the shower!
get out of the way!
tryin to crawl up the wall to escape; (HEY)
but he doesnt stand a chance, this for sure is his last dance

Sooooo

Here’s a rhyme for all the softies out there

A tale of caution, buyer beware

It’s-bout my pull up bar, way up in the air

First problem- Gots to stand on a chair to get UP!

I can’t reach it, yo

Just one of many issues that’s really stopped my flow

Of enthusiasm, now this rigmarole

Is for sure the only thing tween me and getting swole

All I wants to get buff but it’s a lot of work

I bought a pull up bar and now my elbows hurt

there you are

walking to your band practice

it's a balmy tuesday night, and you're ready to make some music

you walk up the stairs to the church, tug open the door

inside the sanctuary, you hear...

PLAYING HIS TROMBONE

(j**** m******)

THERE ALL ALONE

(j**** m******)

SCREWING WITH THE REPERTOIRE

(there he is, there he is, j**** m*******)

WE'RE PLAYING A NEW PART

quiet! quiet!

IT'S ALL ABOUT MY ART!

quiet! quiet!

WHO WILL BE MY PROXY?

GOOGLY EYE SUPERSTAR j**** m******