Traipse into the bathroom, flick on the switch
Tug off your clothes, get your shower-song starting pitch
miiiiiiii mi mi mi mi do re fa re sol mi do.....

the water's up to temp, steam's filling the air
pull back the shower curtain but HOOOOOOOOO beware!

there's a bug in the shower!
what did you say?
there's a bug in the shower!
get out of the way!
tryin to crawl up the wall to escape; (HEY)
but he doesnt stand a chance, this for sure is his last dance