Traipse into the bathroom, flick on the switch
Tug off your clothes, get your shower-song starting pitch
miiiiiiii mi mi mi mi do re fa re sol mi do.....

the water's up to temp, steam's filling the air
pull back the shower curtain but HOOOOOOOOO beware!

there's a bug in the shower!
what did you say?
there's a bug in the shower!
get out of the way!
tryin to crawl up the wall to escape; (HEY)
but he doesnt stand a chance, this for sure is his last dance

Sooooo

Here’s a rhyme for all the softies out there

A tale of caution, buyer beware

It’s-bout my pull up bar, way up in the air

First problem- Gots to stand on a chair to get UP!

I can’t reach it, yo

Just one of many issues that’s really stopped my flow

Of enthusiasm, now this rigmarole

Is for sure the only thing tween me and getting swole

All I wants to get buff but it’s a lot of work

I bought a pull up bar and now my elbows hurt

Jeff Is Staring At Me And I Don't Know Why